The Core.
Trying to name all of the bad physics in this movie is like trying to count all of the grains of sand on Folley…quite dubious if I do say so myself. This is my attempt…
In the words of Julie Andrews…”Lets start at the very beginning”
The opening scene of the movie shows some business big shot falling dead for no apparent reason at the beginning of the movie. We soon find out that he is not the only one! *gasp* Apparently 32 individuals in a 10 block radius have just dropped dead within seconds of each other. The “solution”? The Earth’s core has stopped spinning of course! The electro-magnetic field collapsed! We are all doomed! I loved the thorough recognition of the scientific process to reach this conclusion (aka 5 seconds of Dr. Keyes thinking oh so hard). It almost seems more or less impossible for nobody to have noticed such a huge event of the world. I can almost understand nobody noticing the asteroid in Armageddon (okay only about 3% of space is actually monitered regularly), but hasn’t anyone ever heard of a compass?
How do you think compasses work? Magnetism of the Earth of course! So, just for humor’s sake, let’s assume everyone in the entire world decided that they would give their compasses the week off. You know, those things work hard! That leaves Dr. Keyes to save the day. Go him.
Also, microwaves being deflected by a magnetic field? Sorry, doesn’t work. Magnetic fields just don’t do that. So right there the entire premise of the movie is thrown out the window. Even if the core could stop spinning (which I doubt), I don’t think we would be cooked by microwaves. Just wouldn’t happen. Cell phones use microwaves, and as far as I can tell, my phone hasn’t killed me yet nor caught me on fire. So (jumping ahead a bit) I don’t see microwaves boiling oceans, breaking glass, melting bridges and tires. Nope. Don’t buy it.
I did like (well, not exactly like-i’m orinthrophobic) the scene where the birds go crazy. Birds do use EM to maneuver, so to an extent, this is actually plausible. I’m pretty sure a bird would not be flying at a velocity that could bust windows and windsheilds, but hey. Well go with it, just for fun.
Onwards to the introduction of Maj. Rebecca Childs and the joys of space travel. I’ve never been in space myself, but I’m pretty sure that space shuttles are simply not as nimble to come out of an orbit at that pace and angle. Yeah, it looks pretty, but come on. Well just assume (because I honestly have no idea about what equipment is used to navigate a shuttle, nor am I going to pretend) that the collapse of the electro-magnetic field interferes with the shuttle’s landing. Okay. So how did it not crash? I don’t buy the radical change in direction of the shuttle at that speed to land in that random strip of ground under all those bridges. Space shuttles are big. Really big. Once again, I don’t believe them to be that nimble. Especially not nimble enough to skid completely to the side just in time to stop right before the scaffold with the poor defenseless construction worker on it.
Go Hollywood.
All right. Let’s get to the Virgil.
Oooo. Pretty ship. Impossible ship, but pretty. It’s made of unobtainium? Not even touching that one. Its too easy. A material that can withstand those kinds of temperatures and pressures? Okay. Sure. Yeah know, I might not be a genuis but I’m pretty certain that the core might be just a tad bit toasty (an estimated 3000-5000 degrees Celsuis) and with a pressure I can’t even fathom (it hurts my eyes to even try diving 15 feet).
Now what is this miraculous ship packing? Equipment-wise? An x-ray device that see through 3 feet of lead (okay….), a communication system that works that deep for the majority of the journey to the core (okay…), and lasers that can cut through rock perfectly to form a “perfect” little circle! I love it! The equipment on its own is laughable. Especially the amount of warheads they have to “restart” the core. I don’t know much about weapons, but I just don’t think less then a dozen warheads would have that kind of power. Sorry. Not buying it.
All right. Let’s acutally go on the journey! Our story takes us to the Marianas Trench, where we find the Virgil positioned perfectly on a random platform ready for take off. It’s released…and falls straight down. Now that’s a big ship. It must have been difficult to make an object that big to be perfectly weighted in order to do a perfect nosedive (I bet the Olympics would love a diver like that!). Also, what about the characters reaction to the freefall? Why are they struggling (in what appears to be pain) against their seatbelts? They are in freefall. They would have the feeling of being weightless. Not my-eyeballs-are-about-to-pop-outta-my-head because of pressure. Booooooo……
Meanwhile…back on the measly Earh’s crust…
Watch out for that lightning bolt! Oh no! Not Rome! I don’t buy the number of lightning bolts per square meter and the amount of destruction they caused. One lightning bolt blow up an entire stone statue? A handful destroy the entire Coliseum? The whole city left in fiery ruins? That’s a lot of “sky-high altitude static discharge,” whatever that is.
Back to the Virgil.
Okay. Trucking along through the Earth’s layers. This is fun.
Oh no! Look out for that giant…..diamond? What? What is an entire canyon of diamonds doing towards the Earth’s core? And how can this unobtainium material be harmed by a diamond if its not crushed by the intense pressure or temperature that is easily gliding through? It makes absolutely no sense.
Assuming the ship actually makes it to the inner core, once again, those few warheads would not have had the power to effectly getting the core moving again. Seriously?
And what about getting home? Not only can unobtainable withstand outrageaous temperature, pressure to die for (literally), but it can also convert heat into energy in order for the two remaining crew to make it back to the Earth’s surface? What can this material not do! Besides of course be damaged by diamonds..oh yeah.
Even the ascent to the surface is unreasonable. That far, that fast? How would the human body withstand it?
Actually, how would the human body withstand this journey in general? I wish I was cool enough to do that…
And that is all the bad physics I can possible think of. I’m pretty sure I haven’t even touched half of it, but that just goes to show just. how. bad. The Core is.